Harvey and I are having a disagreement. ... Yes, Harvey, I will put your point of view in a minute, but first I want to point out that you are a dog. ... No, it does have quite a lot to do with it, as it happens.
It is not acceptable in human company to investigate a stranger by sticking your nose in her crotch. ... It might well be the best way for dogs but it isn't for humans. Especially if you are slobbering at the time. ... There are plenty of other ways of determining if someone is friend or foe and, anyway, I would have thought you were more likely to make foes that way. ... No, I'm not going to argue with you any more. I am the boss and you will do as I say. .. And don't "Pah!" at me. ... Not even under your breath!
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