For the last two nights I've been getting twinges where my bit was removed. I put it down to wind but what if, when they abducted me, the aliens implanted a transmitter?! And it's been busy sending and receiving messages to landing craft? It would explain a lot.
And then there's the strange coincidence of Paul Flynn turning up on the morning of my operation and offering to do it. Everyone knows aliens usually come in a chameleon form so maybe it wasn't really Paul but an alien!
I'm just putting these ideas out there for your consideration. Blame Glenn.
Paul Flynn or an alien?
2 comments:
it probably was an ALIEN. I'm not saying Paul Flynn is an alien but he wears alien colours
Doesn't he just? And the glasses?
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