He is so going to get slapped

In church this morning Chris reminded people that unplugged was on at Red Cafe tonight. He said, 'Scotty's playing and Captain Cat & the Sailors and' - at this point he looked straight at me - 'it'll be a great evening.'

I confronted him afterwards and he said, 'Well, I didn't mention you because we want people to come.'

I wonder if Carol Ann Duffy, Poet Laureate, has this trouble.